She'd been trying to shoot a crow in the garden, to stuff," Mark says.
"Another date was with a taxidermist who answered the door brandishing a shotgun.Swiping on dating apps is a breeze if you live in a town or city.But, when you're a young farmer living in a rural community, it's a whole other story. 31-year-old Mark Jervis — an arable farmer in Warwickshire, UK — entered the world of online dating four years ago in an effort to broaden his horizons after a big breakup and a series of "unsuccessful" flings with women in the area.As I was reading through the 15 reasons, I was literally laughing out loud. So I figured I'd amend the article a little bit, make it a little more REAL rather than fantasy land like e Harmony has it sound. It takes a lot of planning because the grocery store is miles and miles away and guess what, you can't just stop there after work, it takes constant cleaning because your house is always dusty or your farmer is always tracking in mud or dirt, it takes doing some of the dirtiest laundry you will ever do in your life because your farmer comes home covered in manure, and it takes learning to do things on your own without your significant other because guess what, he/she will be gone a lot. Even though we can plan out our year on paper, there is a lot of uncertainty in farming.The truth is, if you read my 10 Ways Marrying a Farmer Changes Your Life, that dating a farmer is hard. Lots of things can happen that will cause failures.